1 00:00:03,437 --> 00:00:05,539 I am going into business With jason stiles. 2 00:00:05,573 --> 00:00:08,142 The official launch party For your company is next week. 3 00:00:08,176 --> 00:00:09,777 I've got the entire thing Organized. 4 00:00:09,810 --> 00:00:11,379 All I need Is your guest list. 5 00:00:11,412 --> 00:00:13,547 I've organized a trip To atlantic city. 6 00:00:13,581 --> 00:00:16,284 What? That is different. 7 00:00:16,317 --> 00:00:19,087 Jason decided to take The clients to atlantic city. 8 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:21,389 Did he know all the work You put into this? 9 00:00:21,422 --> 00:00:24,325 Are you pennilyn lott, My dad's college sweetheart? 10 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:25,193 Yes. 11 00:00:25,226 --> 00:00:27,661 You're my almost mommy. 12 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:30,431 I don't want to go to seventh Day adventist college. 13 00:00:30,464 --> 00:00:32,700 I want to play With my band. 14 00:00:32,733 --> 00:00:34,102 I want to be a drummer. 15 00:00:34,135 --> 00:00:35,636 Children do not Make the rules. 16 00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:38,206 You may move out and live Like that somewhere else. 17 00:00:38,239 --> 00:00:41,542 How does pennilyn know that Lorelai's opening an inn? 18 00:00:41,575 --> 00:00:42,810 Excuse me? 19 00:00:42,843 --> 00:00:44,578 She knows that lorelai's Opening an inn. 20 00:00:44,612 --> 00:00:45,579 How did she know? 21 00:00:45,613 --> 00:00:47,248 I told her. 22 00:00:47,281 --> 00:00:51,085 We've been having lunch Once a year for many years. 23 00:00:51,119 --> 00:00:53,121 Call my cell Or call me at jason's. 24 00:00:53,154 --> 00:00:55,323 We got to stop meeting like This, hon. 25 00:00:55,356 --> 00:00:58,326 Hi, this is lorelai gilmore And you've reached my cellphone. 26 00:00:58,359 --> 00:00:59,660 Leave a message and I'll -- 27 00:00:59,693 --> 00:01:01,795 And I don't have time To see my kid, 28 00:01:01,829 --> 00:01:04,265 Just even talk to her, And I miss her. 29 00:01:04,298 --> 00:01:05,833 I haven't talked to my mom, 30 00:01:05,866 --> 00:01:08,269 And I really need To talk to her. 31 00:01:08,302 --> 00:01:09,770 Lorelai: hi, hon. 32 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:11,805 I'm just seeing if I could catch You, but you're out. 33 00:01:11,839 --> 00:01:14,642 Nothing much to report here. Give me a call when you can. 34 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:17,578 Rory: okay, give me a call When you can. 35 00:01:17,611 --> 00:01:19,347 Bye, mom. 36 00:01:22,616 --> 00:01:24,118 Hey. Hey. 37 00:01:24,152 --> 00:01:25,186 [ chuckles ] Ow! 38 00:01:25,219 --> 00:01:26,254 Don't. 39 00:01:26,287 --> 00:01:27,588 Ohh. 40 00:01:27,621 --> 00:01:28,689 You okay? 41 00:01:28,722 --> 00:01:30,191 You hurt my feelings Just now. 42 00:01:30,224 --> 00:01:31,692 I mean you doing okay With everything? 43 00:01:31,725 --> 00:01:33,694 You're referring to my meltdown In the park. 44 00:01:33,727 --> 00:01:34,828 It wasn't a meltdown. 45 00:01:34,862 --> 00:01:36,530 Oh, it was a meltdown. 46 00:01:36,564 --> 00:01:39,167 They're making it into a Movie -- "Meltdown in the park." 47 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:41,269 It's just a working title. Baz luhrmann's directing. 48 00:01:41,302 --> 00:01:42,770 The movie luke wears tights And sings. 49 00:01:42,803 --> 00:01:44,138 But you're okay? 50 00:01:44,172 --> 00:01:46,207 Thanks to my knight In shining armor. 51 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:49,143 I just hope alec baldwin Captures your rare essence. 52 00:01:49,177 --> 00:01:51,179 And slims down a little For the role. 53 00:01:51,212 --> 00:01:52,446 I should deliver these. 54 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:53,747 Can I work on my laptop? 55 00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:54,748 Does it make noise? 56 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:55,883 No, but I sometimes do. 57 00:01:55,916 --> 00:01:57,818 You always do. Thanks. 58 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:03,457 Kirk. What's with the -- 59 00:02:03,491 --> 00:02:04,558 It's not a purse! 60 00:02:04,592 --> 00:02:06,394 I wasn't gonna say "Purse." 61 00:02:06,427 --> 00:02:07,428 What's with the gay bag? 62 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:08,862 It's a dog carrier. 63 00:02:08,896 --> 00:02:11,599 My girlfriend's gone out of town With some friends, 64 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:13,567 And I'm watching buster For her. 65 00:02:13,601 --> 00:02:15,303 And they're girlfriends, Not guys. 66 00:02:15,336 --> 00:02:16,870 I called the hotel She booked 67 00:02:16,904 --> 00:02:19,573 And verified that it's a girl's Name on the register with her, 68 00:02:19,607 --> 00:02:21,575 Not that I don't trust her. Clearly. 69 00:02:21,609 --> 00:02:23,311 Over there okay? Sure. 70 00:02:23,344 --> 00:02:27,181 Carol, danny, jamie, Sean, chris? 71 00:02:27,215 --> 00:02:28,649 What's that? 72 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:30,351 Just a list of guys' names That could be girls. 73 00:02:30,384 --> 00:02:31,619 You want coffee? 74 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:32,720 Yes. 75 00:02:34,855 --> 00:02:36,457 What is this? Phone cord. 76 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:37,891 I can't have this here. 77 00:02:37,925 --> 00:02:40,261 Don't worry. It's not plugged in To your regular line. 78 00:02:40,294 --> 00:02:42,863 It's the fax line you put in A year ago that you never use. 79 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:45,599 The fax line you made me put in To get in fax orders, 80 00:02:45,633 --> 00:02:48,502 Even though no one has ever Wanted to put in a fax order, 81 00:02:48,536 --> 00:02:50,371 And I never got The fax machine, 82 00:02:50,404 --> 00:02:53,274 Like I told you I would never, Ever get the fax machine, 83 00:02:53,307 --> 00:02:55,409 Making the fax line Pointless. 84 00:02:55,443 --> 00:02:58,446 Let me get on the "Guinness World records" website. 85 00:02:58,479 --> 00:02:59,947 Yes, that's the most times 86 00:02:59,980 --> 00:03:02,750 Anyone has used the word "Fax" In a sentence. 87 00:03:02,783 --> 00:03:04,218 Just be quick with this. 88 00:03:04,252 --> 00:03:05,619 Man, I love e-mail. 89 00:03:05,653 --> 00:03:07,955 Every day rory and I write Each other multiple times. 90 00:03:07,988 --> 00:03:10,391 You enjoy typing to people More than talking to them? 91 00:03:10,424 --> 00:03:11,892 Wrong perspective. 92 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:14,362 E-mail is a return to the Romantic days of letter writing. 93 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:15,829 It's pure dickens. Why dickens? 94 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:17,731 It's just when I picture Letter writing, 95 00:03:17,765 --> 00:03:19,500 I picture charles dickens. 96 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:22,470 Charles dickens wrote More letters than other people? 97 00:03:22,503 --> 00:03:25,473 No, it's just I can easily Picture him in his study 98 00:03:25,506 --> 00:03:28,576 With his dog and his pipe And his fancy feathered pen, 99 00:03:28,609 --> 00:03:31,011 Writing [british accent] "Cheerio, old bean. 100 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:33,314 "Have a cup of tea. How's big ben? 101 00:03:33,347 --> 00:03:35,849 "How's the tower of london, Sister suffragette? 102 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:36,950 Tuppence a bag." 103 00:03:36,984 --> 00:03:38,486 Sounds like an idiot. 104 00:03:38,519 --> 00:03:39,653 Hey, luke, coffee. 105 00:03:39,687 --> 00:03:41,322 Oh, this is embarrassing. 106 00:03:41,355 --> 00:03:43,357 I could unplug, But then I'd just have to start 107 00:03:43,391 --> 00:03:44,992 The whole process All over again. 108 00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:46,460 Or you could just eat here 109 00:03:46,494 --> 00:03:49,397 And save e-mailing For when you're... 110 00:03:50,798 --> 00:03:52,266 Excuse me. 111 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:58,372 You have a dog there? 112 00:03:58,406 --> 00:03:59,607 No. Why? 113 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,375 Just putting two And two together. 114 00:04:01,409 --> 00:04:02,776 Well, It's coming out five. 115 00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:04,378 Buster is at home, Asleep. 116 00:04:04,412 --> 00:04:05,513 Mm-hmm. 117 00:04:05,546 --> 00:04:07,548 Okay. What'll you have? 118 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:10,551 Oatmeal, extra brown sugar On the side, 119 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:13,487 And a pound Of raw hamburger. 120 00:04:13,521 --> 00:04:15,889 Or just the oatmeal Will be fine. 121 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:20,361 [ sighs ] 122 00:04:20,394 --> 00:04:21,395 Voilà! 123 00:04:21,429 --> 00:04:22,630 This does nothing. 124 00:04:22,663 --> 00:04:24,365 It makes it easier To limbo under. 125 00:04:24,398 --> 00:04:26,534 This is my place. I shouldn't have to limbo. 126 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:27,835 Kirk: You still sleepy? 127 00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:29,737 Why is kirk talking To his man purse? 128 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:32,272 You got sleepy face. You have to tinkle? 129 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:38,312 Uh, where is that? 130 00:04:38,346 --> 00:04:41,882 Just looking for my lucky Magazine, and, uh... 131 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:43,484 Ow! 132 00:04:43,517 --> 00:04:45,686 [ grunts ] Paper cut. 133 00:04:50,358 --> 00:04:53,761 * if you're out On the road * 134 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:58,799 * feelin' lonely And so cold * 135 00:04:58,832 --> 00:05:03,404 * all you have to do Is call my name * 136 00:05:03,437 --> 00:05:07,007 * and I'll be there On the next train * 137 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:11,945 * where you lead, I will follow * 138 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:16,517 * anywhere that you tell me to 139 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:17,585 * if you need 140 00:05:17,618 --> 00:05:18,719 * if you need 141 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:20,854 * you need me to be with you 142 00:05:20,888 --> 00:05:22,690 * I will follow 143 00:05:22,723 --> 00:05:24,925 * oh, oh, oh 144 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:29,530 * where you lead, I will follow * 145 00:05:29,563 --> 00:05:34,602 * any, anywhere That you tell me to * 146 00:05:34,635 --> 00:05:35,669 * if you need 147 00:05:35,703 --> 00:05:37,004 * if you need 148 00:05:37,037 --> 00:05:39,039 * you need me to be with you 149 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:43,477 * I will follow where you lead 150 00:05:45,913 --> 00:05:47,615 [ coughs ] 151 00:05:47,648 --> 00:05:48,749 What are you doing? 152 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:50,551 Getting a drink. You're sick. 153 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:51,585 Hence the fluids. 154 00:05:51,619 --> 00:05:53,053 Did you use the doorknob? 155 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:55,889 As opposed to dematerializing, Passing through the wall, 156 00:05:55,923 --> 00:05:57,758 Then rematerializing Out here? 157 00:05:57,791 --> 00:05:59,059 No, I used the doorknob. 158 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:00,828 I begged you Not to touch anything. 159 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:03,797 I'm not contagious anymore. 160 00:06:03,831 --> 00:06:04,798 Paris, stop! 161 00:06:04,832 --> 00:06:06,434 I'm not getting sick. 162 00:06:06,467 --> 00:06:07,768 That's your deodorant. 163 00:06:07,801 --> 00:06:09,670 Then what the hell did I spray Under my arms? 164 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:10,938 That's mine. 165 00:06:14,074 --> 00:06:15,909 Hello. Guess where I'm standing. 166 00:06:15,943 --> 00:06:17,745 You sound a little echoey. 167 00:06:17,778 --> 00:06:20,548 I'm standing in the living room Of my very own apartment! 168 00:06:20,581 --> 00:06:21,915 You're kidding. 169 00:06:21,949 --> 00:06:24,652 I'm waiting for the gasman. Isn't that great? 170 00:06:24,685 --> 00:06:27,588 I've got gas! Ignore the word. Just focus on the enthusiasm. 171 00:06:27,621 --> 00:06:28,756 How are you affording this? 172 00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:30,624 I'm sharing it with zack And brian. 173 00:06:30,658 --> 00:06:32,560 You're living With the band? 174 00:06:32,593 --> 00:06:35,028 I have my own room, and they're Gonna sleep in the living room. 175 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:37,798 That is so cool. When do you move your stuff in? 176 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:40,133 Tomorrow if my mom hasn't Sold it all by now. 177 00:06:40,167 --> 00:06:41,735 You sound a little stuffed. 178 00:06:41,769 --> 00:06:43,804 I've been sick, But it's mostly deodorant stench 179 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:45,506 I'm suffering from At the moment. 180 00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:48,008 Oh, my god! My first mail is here! 181 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:49,643 It's a chinese menu. 182 00:06:49,677 --> 00:06:50,778 Frame it or something. 183 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:52,513 I will. I'll call you later. 184 00:06:52,546 --> 00:06:53,547 Bye. 185 00:06:53,581 --> 00:06:54,682 That's not dangerous. 186 00:06:54,715 --> 00:06:56,116 Fire kills germs. 187 00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:58,486 And I'm sleeping with one Of the other girls tonight. 188 00:06:58,519 --> 00:07:00,053 How very the "L" word. 189 00:07:04,592 --> 00:07:05,959 You done? 190 00:07:05,993 --> 00:07:07,828 Your limboing days are over, My friend. 191 00:07:07,861 --> 00:07:09,463 Thanks for putting up With me. 192 00:07:09,497 --> 00:07:10,698 Well, I only fell once. 193 00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:11,932 And gracefully. Bye. 194 00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:13,200 Hold on. Why? 195 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:17,104 You're making me nervous. 196 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:18,739 Just, uh... 197 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:19,940 Here. What's this? 198 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:22,075 It's what it is. 199 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:24,478 "A monk, a trunk, and a skunk." What are you doing? 200 00:07:24,512 --> 00:07:26,013 Carnak, although I don't have A punch line. 201 00:07:26,046 --> 00:07:27,047 Never stopped johnny. 202 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:28,215 Put that down. Hide it. 203 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:29,216 Why? What is it? 204 00:07:29,249 --> 00:07:31,519 Open it later. 205 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:38,091 [ sighs ] A check to me for $30,000. 206 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:39,627 Shh! 207 00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:42,029 Luke, this is the money I was gonna ask you for. 208 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:43,964 And you did ask, And there it is. 209 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:45,966 But I didn't. Not officially. 210 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:47,601 I blubbered an amount to you, 211 00:07:47,635 --> 00:07:49,937 And we didn't get to talk about A repayment schedule. 212 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,772 It's okay. Or interest or collateral. 213 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:53,173 I had charts And projections. 214 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:55,142 I wanted to take you out To a nice dinner. 215 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:56,644 So send me A honeybaked ham. 216 00:07:56,677 --> 00:07:57,778 But this is wrong. 217 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,547 This is not how you do These things. 218 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:00,981 I don't know how To do these things. 219 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:02,516 Will you just take the money? 220 00:08:02,550 --> 00:08:04,952 We at least have to Go over the basics. 221 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:06,086 [ sighs ] 222 00:08:06,119 --> 00:08:07,655 I don't want to read that. 223 00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:09,857 Well, I'm not leaving Until you read this napkin. 224 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:11,725 Okay. 225 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:12,860 Fine. Okay? 226 00:08:12,893 --> 00:08:14,061 That's okay. 227 00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:16,964 That's too much. 228 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:18,231 That's sufficient. 229 00:08:18,265 --> 00:08:20,934 Okay, but what about this? 230 00:08:20,968 --> 00:08:22,102 Nicole?! 231 00:08:22,135 --> 00:08:23,671 I thought we were writing And sliding. 232 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:25,539 What about nicole? I need to know her role. 233 00:08:25,573 --> 00:08:26,840 There is none. 234 00:08:26,874 --> 00:08:28,776 If it's joint money, I should acknowledge that 235 00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:30,611 And thank her The next time I see her. 236 00:08:30,644 --> 00:08:33,280 You're not gonna see her. Can we stop talking about this? 237 00:08:33,313 --> 00:08:36,817 Okay, but I insist on typing up Something legal and binding 238 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:38,218 For this loan. 239 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:41,154 I really just don't want to talk About this anymore. 240 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:42,690 Okay. 241 00:08:42,723 --> 00:08:44,558 We'll dot the I's and cross The t's another day. 242 00:08:44,592 --> 00:08:46,794 Yes, we'll cross and dot. 243 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:48,562 I just have to write down One more thing. 244 00:08:48,596 --> 00:08:50,030 What is so important now? 245 00:08:53,934 --> 00:08:54,968 You're welcome. 246 00:09:03,611 --> 00:09:04,712 Hi. 247 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:07,581 Gilmore -- Richard and emily gilmore. 248 00:09:07,615 --> 00:09:09,850 Look, we single-handedly put Your restaurant on the map 249 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,719 By praising your crab puffs 250 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:14,021 At eunice pierpont pennington's Granddaughter's christening. 251 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:15,222 Hi, mom. 252 00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:16,857 Oh, really? You're new there? 253 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:19,292 Because your deft handling Of this phone call displays 254 00:09:19,326 --> 00:09:21,795 All the signs of a seasoned And experienced hand. 255 00:09:21,829 --> 00:09:24,765 Yes, go get trey. That's a smashing idea. 256 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:25,766 Painful hello. 257 00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:27,100 What's going on? 258 00:09:27,134 --> 00:09:28,736 You couldn't see the smoke From stars hollow? 259 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:30,070 Lettie burned the entrée. 260 00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:32,039 Beyond edibility? 'cause I'm not picky. 261 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:33,941 No, I could not expose you To such a loin. 262 00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:35,375 Oh, if I had a nickel. What? 263 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,010 So you had a burning loin. 264 00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:39,780 I'm fighting to squeeze us into Somewhere appropriate. 265 00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:41,314 Someone to take pity On the loinless. 266 00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:43,717 Is that how you're dressed? Is this a trick question? 267 00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:45,385 It's really not appropriate To go out in. 268 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,087 I did not foresee Your burning loin. 269 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:48,321 Stop saying that word. 270 00:09:48,355 --> 00:09:49,890 When will I get This chance again? 271 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,191 I've seen that on you A dozen times. 272 00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:52,626 You should update Your wardrobe. 273 00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:54,127 My wardrobe is fine, mom. 274 00:09:54,161 --> 00:09:56,396 The summer lines are coming out. You should hit a store. 275 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,131 No need for you to hit Any more stores. 276 00:09:58,165 --> 00:10:00,000 You've done enough shopping For a lifetime. 277 00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:01,301 For methuselah's lifetime. 278 00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:02,302 Hello, lorelai. 279 00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:03,403 Hi, dad. 280 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,072 I didn't say I was going shopping. 281 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,407 It's an instinct That requires no verbalization. 282 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:10,377 I was suggesting that your Daughter update her wardrobe. 283 00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:12,379 No need to spread Your disease either. 284 00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:13,814 Richard! 285 00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:16,049 Don't read more into this Than what it is. 286 00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:17,217 Just humiliating me. 287 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:18,418 Ah. 288 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,120 I should hang up And let you both starve. 289 00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:22,055 What do you mean? What happened to dinner? 290 00:10:22,089 --> 00:10:24,758 I told you not five minutes ago That dinner was ruined. 291 00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:26,159 Did you? Yes. 292 00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:28,428 I heard "Loin," but I didn't Think you meant dinner. 293 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,230 This is making me Very uncomfortable. 294 00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:32,432 That's because you half listen To everything I say. 295 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,034 Yes, I'm still here. 296 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:35,402 Good, check with him. 297 00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:37,370 I think we have a shot At bastide. 298 00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:38,906 Isn't that a little drab? 299 00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:39,907 We love bastide. 300 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:41,709 You love bastide. 301 00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:43,777 Why don't we try that place Jason took me to last week? 302 00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:45,312 A lot of hip clientele. 303 00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:47,715 He pointed out moby to me. He's that bald musician. 304 00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:48,916 That's pretty hip, dad. 305 00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:50,718 When did you have dinner With moby? 306 00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:51,919 Moby was just there. 307 00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:53,721 Jason played me Some of his music later. 308 00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:54,988 I liked it. 309 00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:56,323 We're going to bastide, But don't fret. 310 00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:57,825 Maybe the beatles Will be there. 311 00:10:57,858 --> 00:10:59,259 You can sit in and jam With them. 312 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:01,261 Two of the beatles Are dead, emily. 313 00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:02,429 Only one is dead. 314 00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:04,397 No, a second beatle died Just recently. 315 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,199 Lorelai? 316 00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:08,368 Could you press the "Pause" Button on this conversation? 317 00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:10,237 I really want rory to hear The rest of it. 318 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:12,773 If we're going to bastide, You should change your jacket. 319 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:14,107 All right. 320 00:11:14,141 --> 00:11:16,143 And please shave that moustache, I beg of you. 321 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,779 I want to see what it looks like Fully grown, emily. 322 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:20,080 That was the agreement. 323 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,915 Well, it looks like A caterpillar now. 324 00:11:21,949 --> 00:11:24,417 In two weeks it'll look like A bigger caterpillar. 325 00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:26,720 Very funny. I'm not trying to be funny. 326 00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:28,388 I will shave it When I shave it. 327 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:30,758 Yes. Yes, we'll be there. Thank you. 328 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:32,125 Wait! 329 00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:34,294 They can take us if we can Be there in five minutes 330 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:35,896 And order as quickly As possible. 331 00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:37,197 It'll take longer than that. 332 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:39,166 Not if we move. What about my jacket? 333 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,902 They'll be staring At your moustache. Emily. 334 00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:44,337 Come on. Scoot. And be thinking About what you want. 335 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,406 Whoa, just one little Problem here. Rory? 336 00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:48,341 What about her? She's not here yet. 337 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,043 She's not coming. 338 00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:52,245 She's been sick all week. I told her to stay and rest. 339 00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:53,346 She's been sick? 340 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,447 Didn't you know? 341 00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:55,783 Oh, yeah, I knew. 342 00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:57,484 I'm having sea bass. Think, think. 343 00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:58,852 Mm-hmm. 344 00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:07,260 I knew it. 345 00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:14,367 Hello? We have An e-mail relationship. 346 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,803 Hi. 347 00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:17,504 [ gasps ] She speaks. She has the ability. 348 00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:18,505 What's wrong? 349 00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:20,140 Are you okay? Are you sick? 350 00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:21,942 I'm getting over a cold. You knew that. 351 00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:24,511 No, I didn't, because our Once-wonderful relationship -- 352 00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:26,914 Envy of all the world, More intimate than that 353 00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:29,316 Of the naked couple In the "Love is..." cartoons -- 354 00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:32,085 Has degenerated into E-mail correspondence. 355 00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:33,553 I'm sure I wrote I had a cold. 356 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,055 No, you didn't. 357 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,389 In all those e-mails, I Didn't mention it? 358 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:37,791 All those e-mails? 359 00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:39,059 I'm sorry, But you write less 360 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,460 Than the people Offering to enlarge 361 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,129 A piece of anatomy I do not possess. 362 00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:43,797 I could have sworn I told you. 363 00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:45,933 I just reread every e-mail you Sent in the past 10 days. 364 00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:48,101 No sickness mentioned, But you did share these gems. 365 00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:51,504 "Hey, what up? Is it freezing there, too? Ice." 366 00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:53,106 And, "Whew. Pooped." 367 00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:55,208 Then you added one of those Obnoxious hieroglyphics 368 00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:57,344 That I can never read That are supposed to indicate 369 00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:59,546 You're laughing or smiling Or frowning or vomiting. 370 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,949 That's a typo. I don't do cutesy symbols. 371 00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:05,085 You're not even using verbs. That's not a relationship. 372 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,519 Relationships need verbs. 373 00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:08,856 Yours aren't much better. I'm not saying they are. 374 00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:10,390 I can never get you On the phone. 375 00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:12,359 I can never get you! You got me now. 376 00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:15,128 Freak of nature. Do you look the same? 377 00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:16,529 Hold on. My nose ring is itching. 378 00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:17,530 Don't kid. 379 00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:19,232 I'm mad and needy, 380 00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:21,334 And I ended up going out to Dinner alone with my parents, 381 00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:22,903 Who bickered the whole time 382 00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,504 About which beatle is alive And which is dead. 383 00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:25,939 Where'd they land? 384 00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:27,340 John and keith are dead. 385 00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:29,509 Paul and bingo are Still kicking. 386 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:30,944 Play hooky tomorrow. 387 00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:32,079 From what? 388 00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:33,446 I don't know. Whatever you got. 389 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:36,016 I know you're always busy, But let's do something. 390 00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:37,184 What about the inn? 391 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:38,886 They can live without me For a day. 392 00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:41,021 Tomorrow's actually good. Really? 393 00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:43,190 There's a newspaper thing, But I can skip that. 394 00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:44,324 Cool! What do we do? 395 00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:45,625 I don't know. 396 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,327 Mom said the summer clothing Lines are out. 397 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,562 Want to go shopping? We haven't done that in ages. 398 00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:51,131 But we're both Totally skint. 399 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:52,365 Huh? We're what? 400 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:54,101 We're skint -- broke. It's british. 401 00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:56,904 You've learned to speak british. I didn't even know about it. 402 00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:58,205 You know what I mean. 403 00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:00,240 We won't buy anything. We'll just window-shop. 404 00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:01,374 That could be fun. 405 00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:03,176 It'll be like we're in An old movie. 406 00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:05,512 Walking around, Window-shopping like roz russell 407 00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:07,347 And ava gardner On fifth avenue. 408 00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:08,381 I'm with you. 409 00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:09,616 Meet me at the inn, 10:00? 410 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:11,051 But it's been so long. 411 00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:12,652 How will we recognize Each other? 412 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,487 We'll wear a rose In our lapels. 413 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:15,923 Or dangling From my nose ring. 414 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,224 You're kidding About that, right? 415 00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:18,358 I'm leaving you In suspense. 416 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:19,993 Tomorrow at 10:00, Roz darling? 417 00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:22,195 Till tomorrow, Ava dearest. 418 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:31,905 Look out. Coming through. 419 00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:33,673 What's with all the dogs, Kirk? 420 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,176 People in town saw how good I was with lulu's dog 421 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,979 That they asked me to watch Theirs -- for a fee, of course. 422 00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:41,314 What are you looking for? Shh. Come on. 423 00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:44,217 It's a game I'm playing With the dogs -- tracker. 424 00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:46,153 See, I cut one of them loose, 425 00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:49,289 And then the rest of us hide Until we get tracked down. 426 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:51,224 At the moment, We're hiding from snuggles. 427 00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:52,492 We are? 428 00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:54,327 It helps them hone Their tracking skills, 429 00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:56,363 And the kids love it. What kids? 430 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,697 The babies. The dogs. 431 00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,033 You ever the one That gets cut loose? 432 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,034 I've gone twice. 433 00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:03,536 Shh. Snuggles. 434 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:06,306 Cute, but not the smartest tool In the shed. 435 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,146 He found us! 436 00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:14,581 Celebrate! 437 00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:16,283 Come on, luke. Celebrate! 438 00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:17,584 I'll have a beer tonight. 439 00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:19,552 Beer? Oh, no! 440 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,154 We don't like beer. Beer is bad. 441 00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:22,422 Cookies! 442 00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:23,623 Cookies! 443 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,158 Cookies! 444 00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:26,293 Cookies! 445 00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,561 Cookies! Celebrate! 446 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,097 Cookies! [ dog barks ] 447 00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:32,632 Hi, rory. 448 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,267 Hi, tom. How's it going? 449 00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:35,302 Not half bad. 450 00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:36,569 Then it's half good. 451 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,205 That makes it sound better Than it is. 452 00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:39,672 What's with the flower? 453 00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:41,474 It's so my mom and I will Recognize each other. 454 00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:42,575 Girl thing? Yeah. 455 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,044 I'm not into girl things. 456 00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:45,712 You're a contractor. Yep. Later. 457 00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:49,649 Oh, excuse me. Can I have your autograph? 458 00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:51,184 What? 459 00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:53,086 I thought you were One of the village people. 460 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,354 Ouch. I'm kidding. 461 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,223 I'm a kidder. What are you doing here? 462 00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:58,225 I'm meeting my mom. We're playing hooky. 463 00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:00,427 The flower's a private joke For her? 464 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,362 You know me well. Yeah, I do. 465 00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:04,197 So, um, You okay and all? 466 00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:07,000 Yeah. Oh, that. I'm fine now. 467 00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:10,703 A little nervous breakdown can Really work wonders for a girl. 468 00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:12,539 I didn't mean to lay All that on you. 469 00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,174 That's what shoulders Are for. 470 00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:16,476 Well, you've got a heck Of an understanding shoulder. 471 00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,211 Hey, you want to hammer Something? 472 00:16:18,245 --> 00:16:19,146 Always. 473 00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:21,014 Be my guest. Really? 474 00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:22,782 Tom went outside. Do it. Go on. 475 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:25,652 I feel like I should spit or Hike up my shorts or something. 476 00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:30,223 Wow. 477 00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:31,624 You're a natural. 478 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,726 I think I must have been A carpenter in another life, 479 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,595 Or just someone Who really hated nails. 480 00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:36,596 Hi, rory. 481 00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:38,065 Oh, hi, lindsay. 482 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:40,233 Hi. 483 00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:42,035 Are we early? No, not at all. 484 00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:44,671 Mom and I just wanted to get A nice jump on things today. 485 00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:46,806 Did lindsay tell you we found A new dry cleaner? 486 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,308 No. Tell him, lindsay! 487 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,477 They use less solvent, So it's cleaner. 488 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,479 I'm really into The environment. 489 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:53,780 Oh, me too. 490 00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:55,548 So, are you working here? 491 00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:58,451 No, that was illegal hammering. Completely nonunion. 492 00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:00,253 Come the revolution, I shall be shot. 493 00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:02,422 Let's set up lunch Before everything gets cold. 494 00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:03,590 Lunch? This early? 495 00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:05,125 Oh, our dino's up at 5:00. 496 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:06,293 Dino? 497 00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:07,660 Don't worry. 498 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:10,130 Mom made lunch today, So it's safe to eat. 499 00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:12,532 Lindsay's mom is teaching her How to cook. 500 00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:14,601 It's hard. Do you know how? 501 00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,603 If you count radiator Quesadillas. 502 00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:18,538 I should have started Teaching you sooner. 503 00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:20,540 Don't make that mistake With your little one. 504 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:22,642 [ both chuckle ] Are you... 505 00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:25,412 Rory? Rory? 506 00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:27,114 Rory? [ gasps ] 507 00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,581 Rory, rory, rory! 508 00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:30,217 Ha ha. 509 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,352 You're never going to attract A man looking like that. 510 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,620 Over here, Biddy bidster. 511 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:34,621 Oh, bye. 512 00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:36,389 Hi. Oh, you wore a rose. 513 00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:37,790 That was the agreement. 514 00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:39,626 Hey, lindsay. Hey, theresa. 515 00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:40,627 Hi.Hi. 516 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:41,728 You ready? Let's go. 517 00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:42,862 Okay. 518 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,364 Hey, how often Does this happen? 519 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,599 Oh, well, it's a hot lunch Every day. 520 00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:49,102 Plus they always bring something For the group. 521 00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:51,271 Yesterday it was peanut brittle Lindsay made. 522 00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:52,772 It broke a crown, Three teeth, 523 00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:54,841 Then a hazmat team came And took it away. 524 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,615 They put everything On pretzels nowadays. 525 00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:04,317 You're our new Best friend, howard. 526 00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:05,785 We don't say that To just anybody. 527 00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:07,387 Just anybody holding Free food. 528 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,421 We'll be back. 529 00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:09,556 Stock up. 530 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:10,690 Okay, here we go. 531 00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:12,292 Where should we start? 532 00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:14,861 Well, we're window-shopping, So let's find a window. 533 00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,696 I see rows and rows Of windows. 534 00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,431 Hey, let's walk arm in arm 535 00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:21,201 Like window-shopping ladies Do in movies. 536 00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:22,435 You got it. 537 00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:24,271 I wish I'd brought a xylophone With me. 538 00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:26,306 There's always A bouncy xylophone playing 539 00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:27,607 When movie girls window-shop. 540 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,142 So, left or right? 541 00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:30,310 Let's go right. 542 00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:31,478 Okay. 543 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,348 Oh, cool. 544 00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:37,384 That would look great On you. I love blue. 545 00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,386 You should make a mental note To get that 546 00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:40,820 When you're back In the cash. 547 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:41,821 Done. 548 00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:42,822 Shall we? 549 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,224 Let's shall. 550 00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:45,758 Oh, sorry. 551 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,261 One of the risks Of linked-arm walking. 552 00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:00,607 Lane. 553 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:01,741 Hello. 554 00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:02,775 Come in. 555 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,244 Thank you. 556 00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:08,915 Hello, aunt jun. 557 00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:10,517 Hello. 558 00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:12,685 Your aunt jun brought your Cousin christine to help. 559 00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:13,786 Say hello to christine. 560 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:14,954 Hello, christine. 561 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,556 Hello, lane. 562 00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:18,558 Jun and I will remain down here While you move. 563 00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:21,361 You may use whatever boxes you Need, plus bubble wrap and tape. 564 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:23,630 Just write down what you take For inventory purposes. 565 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:24,664 I will. Thank you. 566 00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:25,565 You're welcome. 567 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:27,734 Go with lane, christine. 568 00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:39,446 I don't believe it! You're moving! 569 00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:40,847 What happened? Tell me everything! 570 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,682 Was there a fight? Are you getting married? 571 00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:44,884 No female kim has ever moved out Without getting married. 572 00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:47,220 You're not Getting married, right? 573 00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:49,556 I love the floorboard thing! It's so "Hogan's heroes"! 574 00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:51,891 I wonder if I can pull up the Floorboards at my house. 575 00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:53,526 Have you heard of the Libertines? 576 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,728 What about the white stripes? Is it over for them? 577 00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:57,730 What about zeppelin? I'm getting more retro. 578 00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,532 What's a good zeppelin? "Ii," "Iii"? 579 00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:01,368 "Iii"'s got "Stairway to heaven," right? 580 00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:02,902 Man, it's like a funeral Down there. 581 00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:05,305 I thought my mom was harsh, But your mom makes the guy 582 00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:07,474 From joy division look like One of the teletubbies. 583 00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:09,676 Aren't you going to tape The boxes before you leave? 584 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,678 Where do you buy the cds With the swear words? 585 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,946 Did you buy them in disguise? Did someone buy them for you? 586 00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:15,348 Have you ever -- 587 00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:16,949 Kid, do I look green And wrinkly to you? 588 00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:18,718 No? That's right. I'm not yoda. 589 00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:21,288 So if you're looking for A mentor, call the dalai lama. 590 00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:23,490 What I'm here to do is get My stuff and split. 591 00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:26,826 Be quiet and start Assembling boxes. 592 00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:29,296 And "Stairway to heaven" Is from "Led zeppelin iv"! 593 00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:31,531 If you're going to get into Classic rock, know it, 594 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:32,532 Don't blow it! 595 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:33,833 [ sighs ] 596 00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:38,871 Are you getting a car? Do you have a license? 597 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:41,341 Are kims allowed to drive? I'm dying to drive. 598 00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:43,042 [ sighs ] 599 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,412 I left the inventory list In the room. 600 00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:46,679 Very good. 601 00:20:46,713 --> 00:20:48,014 I guess I'll be going. 602 00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:49,582 Yes. 603 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:53,019 Step away from lane, Christine. 604 00:20:57,824 --> 00:20:59,025 [ sighs ] 605 00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:04,631 [ door opens, closes ] 606 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:08,468 Oh, that's nice. 607 00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:09,502 Which? That. 608 00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:10,803 The skirt and the blouse? 609 00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:12,839 Yeah. More the skirt Than the blouse. 610 00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:13,973 I like them both. 611 00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:15,742 Oh, they have Nice-looking jackets. 612 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,310 Where? In the back there. 613 00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:18,411 Oh, cute. 614 00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:19,412 Mental note. 615 00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:20,547 Absolutely. 616 00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:21,848 Next window? 617 00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:23,583 Sure. 618 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:26,586 Okay, this sucks. 619 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:27,954 Completely. 620 00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:29,589 This is the least amount Of fun I've ever had, 621 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,324 Barring the time we went To mummenschanz. 622 00:21:31,358 --> 00:21:32,525 This is way less fun. 623 00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:34,427 Window-shopping? What was I thinking? 624 00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:35,862 But it sounds fun. It should be fun. 625 00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:37,364 Not if you think about it. 626 00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:38,965 Window-shopping is like going To a museum, 627 00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:41,468 But you're actually interested In what you're looking at, 628 00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:43,470 And everyone can buy something Except for you. 629 00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:46,038 I've made so many mental notes In my head of things to get 630 00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:48,441 That I think my head has Actually gotten bigger. 631 00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:52,379 Look at all these haughty people With their bags, 632 00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:53,846 Just rubbing our faces in it. 633 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:56,015 What were roz russell And ava gardner thinking? 634 00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:58,385 What movie did you see them Window-shop in? 635 00:21:58,418 --> 00:21:59,752 I don't know that I did. 636 00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:01,521 I just picked two old Movie-actress names. 637 00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:03,690 I don't know that I've seen Anyone window-shop in a movie. 638 00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:05,892 This whole outing was A house of sand 639 00:22:05,925 --> 00:22:07,727 Built on a foundation Of straw. 640 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:10,963 Hey, maybe if we went in The store, it would be better. 641 00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:12,565 Well, it would be way better 642 00:22:12,599 --> 00:22:14,967 Than just pressing our noses Up against the windows. 643 00:22:20,973 --> 00:22:22,108 Nope. 644 00:22:22,141 --> 00:22:22,975 Worse! 645 00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:23,976 Much worse. 646 00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:25,545 Time to pull the plug, hon. 647 00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:27,146 But what do we do? It's still morning. 648 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,148 We could ride the glass elevator Up and down. 649 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,517 Oh, god, we're sad. 650 00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:32,585 They've got A merry-go-round. 651 00:22:32,619 --> 00:22:33,686 It costs money. 652 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:35,154 Right, and we're skint. 653 00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:38,024 Plus the dirty diapers Have touched those seats. 654 00:22:38,057 --> 00:22:41,594 Well, let's just go somewhere Where things are not for sale. 655 00:22:41,628 --> 00:22:43,029 Let's be rid of temptation. 656 00:22:43,062 --> 00:22:44,764 Sounds good. 657 00:22:45,665 --> 00:22:46,999 Do you see howard? 658 00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:49,636 I see howard, And he's got a fresh batch. 659 00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:51,638 I'm looking forward To howard. 660 00:22:52,939 --> 00:22:53,773 Oh, no. 661 00:22:53,806 --> 00:22:54,807 What? 662 00:22:54,841 --> 00:22:56,409 Emily. Emily who? 663 00:22:56,443 --> 00:22:57,777 Emily the strange With the black cat 664 00:22:57,810 --> 00:22:59,045 And the boots made For kicking. 665 00:22:59,078 --> 00:23:00,146 Who do you think? 666 00:23:00,179 --> 00:23:01,514 Grandma's here? Are you sure? 667 00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:02,782 Very sure. Why are we hiding? 668 00:23:02,815 --> 00:23:04,551 Reflex. We have to say hello To her. 669 00:23:04,584 --> 00:23:06,018 Why? We're two ships. We're passing. 670 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:07,954 If she sees us, We're going to have to explain. 671 00:23:07,987 --> 00:23:09,422 So hide good. 672 00:23:09,456 --> 00:23:11,023 Lorelai, rory! 673 00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:12,825 Mom, hi. Hi, grandma. 674 00:23:12,859 --> 00:23:13,726 Meet me up here. 675 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,094 Oh, we're going down. 676 00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:16,429 Meet me up here! 677 00:23:16,463 --> 00:23:17,630 Okay. 678 00:23:17,664 --> 00:23:19,966 Go down, Then meet me up here! 679 00:23:19,999 --> 00:23:21,568 Right. Coming. 680 00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:24,437 Oh, we stink at hiding. [ sighs ] 681 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:32,512 Hi.Hi. 682 00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:33,813 What are you doing here? 683 00:23:33,846 --> 00:23:35,214 I thought you were both Swamped with work. 684 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:38,785 Uh, well, yes, well, Rory got a special, uh -- 685 00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:40,920 The chancellor Gave me a -- 686 00:23:40,953 --> 00:23:44,156 I actually was able to take A half a day, too. 687 00:23:44,190 --> 00:23:45,191 And so we've -- 688 00:23:45,224 --> 00:23:46,759 Just to spend some time. 689 00:23:46,793 --> 00:23:47,994 We're playing hooky. 690 00:23:48,027 --> 00:23:49,862 How long have you been here? 691 00:23:49,896 --> 00:23:51,531 Hour and a half. Where are your bags? 692 00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:53,165 We're just window-shopping. 693 00:23:53,199 --> 00:23:54,901 Like roz russell And ava gardner. 694 00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:56,803 What's the fun in that? There's no fun in that. 695 00:23:56,836 --> 00:23:58,671 We're thinking of suing Roz and ava's estates. 696 00:23:58,705 --> 00:23:59,238 Well, come on. 697 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:00,573 Oh. Where? 698 00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:02,108 Shopping. Come on. Pip-pip. 699 00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:03,676 Mom, we were just leaving. 700 00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:05,612 You're not leaving. Now, come on. 701 00:24:05,645 --> 00:24:07,113 I guess we're following My mother. 702 00:24:07,146 --> 00:24:08,881 She's very aggressive Today. 703 00:24:08,915 --> 00:24:11,718 I think the passive part of her Personality is playing hooky. 704 00:24:11,751 --> 00:24:12,852 Come on! 705 00:24:12,885 --> 00:24:13,886 Coming! 706 00:24:19,659 --> 00:24:21,594 Hey, did you guys bring Silverware 707 00:24:21,628 --> 00:24:23,630 Or drinking glasses Or anything for the kitchen? 708 00:24:23,663 --> 00:24:24,831 I didn't. 709 00:24:24,864 --> 00:24:27,500 We've no bowls! We have no cups! 710 00:24:27,534 --> 00:24:29,101 [ gasps ] But we do have a him. 711 00:24:29,135 --> 00:24:31,037 There's a him in one Of the cupboards? 712 00:24:31,070 --> 00:24:32,505 An ex-him, to be exact. 713 00:24:32,539 --> 00:24:33,940 He's belly-up. He was a big boy, too. 714 00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:35,508 A big, fat, belly-up Big boy. 715 00:24:35,542 --> 00:24:37,644 Hey, watch it. That's my stereo! 716 00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:39,912 We didn't need Your stereo, brian. 717 00:24:39,946 --> 00:24:41,213 We've got my stereo. 718 00:24:41,247 --> 00:24:43,783 We've got three stereos And no forks. 719 00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:45,652 We're kind of lacking In shelf space. 720 00:24:45,685 --> 00:24:47,654 Well, maybe you should skip Displaying 721 00:24:47,687 --> 00:24:49,556 Your "Futurama" Action figures. 722 00:24:49,589 --> 00:24:51,257 That might open space up A bit. 723 00:24:51,290 --> 00:24:53,092 There are no curtains On the windows! 724 00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:55,127 People can see right in. What if we're naked? 725 00:24:55,161 --> 00:24:57,063 Please, never be naked. I try not to be. 726 00:24:57,096 --> 00:24:58,765 And how can there be No refrigerator? 727 00:24:58,798 --> 00:24:59,932 There's no refrigerator? 728 00:24:59,966 --> 00:25:01,233 I just assumed There'd be one! 729 00:25:01,267 --> 00:25:03,269 Great, so it's back To the middle ages for us. 730 00:25:03,302 --> 00:25:05,572 Let's start storing meat In stocks of salt. 731 00:25:05,605 --> 00:25:07,907 Is that someone Looking in? 732 00:25:07,940 --> 00:25:09,008 What's that? 733 00:25:09,041 --> 00:25:10,309 It's a night light. 734 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:12,078 Dude, when the sex pistols Roomed together, 735 00:25:12,111 --> 00:25:14,246 No way did they have A night light. You don't know that. 736 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:16,849 I read johnny rotten's book. No mention of a night light. 737 00:25:16,883 --> 00:25:18,651 Towels! I don't have towels. 738 00:25:18,685 --> 00:25:20,853 I've got this. This is not gonna work. 739 00:25:20,887 --> 00:25:22,622 Hey, when you said you had A bed for me, 740 00:25:22,655 --> 00:25:24,056 You didn't say it would be Bunk beds. 741 00:25:24,090 --> 00:25:26,559 But they're cool. The bottom one's like a fort. 742 00:25:26,593 --> 00:25:27,694 We're not playing fort. 743 00:25:27,727 --> 00:25:28,961 We've got to start a list. 744 00:25:28,995 --> 00:25:31,698 Anyone have paper Or a pen or money? 745 00:25:31,731 --> 00:25:35,602 Dude, look, this is my side Of the shelf. 746 00:25:35,635 --> 00:25:36,903 Your stuff's encroaching. 747 00:25:36,936 --> 00:25:38,037 It's not encroaching. 748 00:25:38,070 --> 00:25:39,906 Bender and leela are On my side. 749 00:25:39,939 --> 00:25:41,107 Put them back on your side. 750 00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:43,843 That's not bender. That's nibbler. 751 00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:45,177 Bender's a robot. 752 00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:46,979 Are you remotely aware That you're not 12? 753 00:25:47,013 --> 00:25:48,180 They're on my side! 754 00:25:48,214 --> 00:25:50,116 They're on my side, dude. Move them. 755 00:25:50,149 --> 00:25:51,651 Guys, stop! Look down. 756 00:25:51,684 --> 00:25:53,820 There's a whole empty shelf For you to use. 757 00:25:53,853 --> 00:25:55,187 But we put that aside For you. 758 00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:56,723 What? 759 00:25:56,756 --> 00:25:58,858 For your cds and stuff. You need a shelf, lane. 760 00:26:01,994 --> 00:26:04,697 Jeez. You smeared my glasses. 761 00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:08,134 This is gonna work, One step at a time. 762 00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:10,770 Listen, we set aside a shelf For you in the john, too. 763 00:26:10,803 --> 00:26:12,605 You don't need to hug us For that. 764 00:26:17,043 --> 00:26:18,811 [ sighs ] 765 00:26:18,845 --> 00:26:21,013 Uh, mom, where's the fire? We have a lot To get through. 766 00:26:21,047 --> 00:26:23,750 Mrs. Gilmore, Did I know you were coming? Not unless You're clairvoyant. 767 00:26:23,783 --> 00:26:25,084 What are we Looking for today? 768 00:26:25,117 --> 00:26:26,786 What are we Not looking for? 769 00:26:26,819 --> 00:26:28,087 This is my daughter, lorelai, And my granddaughter, rory. 770 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:28,955 Nice to meet you. 771 00:26:28,988 --> 00:26:30,122 Same here. Hi. 772 00:26:30,156 --> 00:26:31,624 What's new? I want a full report. 773 00:26:31,658 --> 00:26:33,192 We have a china set Still in its crate 774 00:26:33,225 --> 00:26:35,294 That screams "Emily gilmore." Hand-painted? 775 00:26:35,327 --> 00:26:37,997 Designed in 1870 for the Shah of persia -- the finest. 776 00:26:38,030 --> 00:26:39,198 Would you like to see it? 777 00:26:39,231 --> 00:26:40,833 No need. Give me a set of 12. 778 00:26:40,867 --> 00:26:42,935 Plus soup tureens, Sauce boats, the works. 779 00:26:42,969 --> 00:26:44,203 What else? Doreen. 780 00:26:44,236 --> 00:26:45,705 That's gorgeous. 781 00:26:45,738 --> 00:26:47,039 From giorgio baldi's studio In venice. 782 00:26:47,073 --> 00:26:48,140 They only made 18. 783 00:26:48,174 --> 00:26:50,076 Wrap them up. Right away. 784 00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:51,077 [ grunts ] 785 00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:52,078 Lorelai! 786 00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:53,279 Your brake lights were out. 787 00:26:53,312 --> 00:26:54,781 You! 788 00:26:54,814 --> 00:26:56,816 You've got richard gilmore's Sizes on file. 789 00:26:56,849 --> 00:26:58,818 Pull the latest brionis In an assortment of colors 790 00:26:58,851 --> 00:27:00,820 And charge them To our account. Yes, ma'am. 791 00:27:00,853 --> 00:27:02,054 What are brionis? 792 00:27:02,088 --> 00:27:03,756 Six months of my car payments, Plus a car. 793 00:27:03,790 --> 00:27:05,792 Include accessories and three Pairs of loafers -- italian. 794 00:27:05,825 --> 00:27:07,059 They should feel Like butter. 795 00:27:07,093 --> 00:27:08,394 Make it four. Hell, make it six. 796 00:27:08,427 --> 00:27:10,062 Yes, ma'am. And jewelry. 797 00:27:10,096 --> 00:27:11,397 Add an assortment of jewelry 798 00:27:11,430 --> 00:27:13,666 Appropriate for a man With a moustache. 799 00:27:13,700 --> 00:27:15,001 What would that be? 800 00:27:15,034 --> 00:27:16,803 Bracelets, pinkie rings? 801 00:27:16,836 --> 00:27:19,371 And a moustache comb -- the most Expensive one you've got. 802 00:27:19,405 --> 00:27:21,007 I will look. Excuse me. 803 00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:22,274 Uh, mom -- Keep up. 804 00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:24,010 Does dad even want Any of this stuff? 805 00:27:24,043 --> 00:27:25,912 He doesn't know What he wants, lorelai, 806 00:27:25,945 --> 00:27:27,113 So I choose what he wants. 807 00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:29,115 Excuse me. I want this. 808 00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:31,317 I'm sorry, ma'am. It's not for sale. 809 00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:33,185 Everything's for sale. 810 00:27:33,219 --> 00:27:34,754 I will take care of it. 811 00:27:34,787 --> 00:27:36,923 Mom, dad does not need Another globe. 812 00:27:36,956 --> 00:27:39,291 Then rory can have it. She can use a globe. 813 00:27:39,325 --> 00:27:41,794 It doesn't even have The right countries on it. 814 00:27:41,828 --> 00:27:42,795 Or california. 815 00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:43,796 Start picking! 816 00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:44,831 Start picking what? 817 00:27:44,864 --> 00:27:45,865 Everything, anything! 818 00:27:45,898 --> 00:27:47,199 Mom, we don't have any money. 819 00:27:47,233 --> 00:27:49,035 It's on your father. But, grandma -- 820 00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:50,369 Some help, please. 821 00:27:50,402 --> 00:27:51,704 You like hats? 822 00:27:51,738 --> 00:27:53,139 Uh, kind of. 823 00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:54,406 That one. Put it on her. 824 00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:55,674 Ooh. 825 00:27:56,809 --> 00:27:58,277 I like it. 826 00:27:58,310 --> 00:28:00,346 These scarves match, and Of course you'll need gloves. 827 00:28:00,379 --> 00:28:01,948 We'll take them all. 828 00:28:01,981 --> 00:28:03,950 Hey, see those marbles rolling On the floor? 829 00:28:03,983 --> 00:28:05,818 They're mom's. They spilled out of her head. 830 00:28:05,852 --> 00:28:07,153 I do like the chapeau. 831 00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:08,921 Do not get sucked in! This is craziness! 832 00:28:08,955 --> 00:28:09,922 It's just a hat. 833 00:28:09,956 --> 00:28:11,123 It's a symbol. 834 00:28:11,157 --> 00:28:12,825 We don't know What it's symbolizing. 835 00:28:12,859 --> 00:28:13,926 Lorelai! 836 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:15,394 Ugh. 837 00:28:15,427 --> 00:28:17,463 You need a watch. I don't wear a watch. 838 00:28:17,496 --> 00:28:18,831 Do you have a watch? No. 839 00:28:18,865 --> 00:28:20,166 Then you need a watch. 840 00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:21,968 Which ones have diamonds? 841 00:28:22,001 --> 00:28:23,169 Next display. 842 00:28:23,202 --> 00:28:24,503 Mom, I'm not buying A diamond watch. 843 00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:26,472 You just have to take it. I'm not taking it. 844 00:28:26,505 --> 00:28:28,741 I'm buying you a damn watch! 845 00:28:28,775 --> 00:28:30,743 That one. Wrap it up. 846 00:28:31,944 --> 00:28:34,013 Can I return the damn watch If I don't want it? 847 00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:35,347 Yes, ma'am. Thank you. 848 00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:41,988 Are you keeping track? I lost count. 849 00:28:42,021 --> 00:28:43,823 She bought me four cocktail Dresses, two evening gowns, 850 00:28:43,856 --> 00:28:45,758 And if I'm not mistaken, Eight maids a-milking. 851 00:28:45,792 --> 00:28:48,360 She added a wedding dress when You weren't looking. Vera wang. 852 00:28:48,394 --> 00:28:49,962 Why didn't you stop her? 853 00:28:49,996 --> 00:28:51,831 How do you stop a top From spinning around? 854 00:28:51,864 --> 00:28:52,932 This is too much. 855 00:28:52,965 --> 00:28:54,533 Girls, come on. Keep up. 856 00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:56,836 Stop dawdling and start picking Some shoes. 857 00:28:56,869 --> 00:28:58,137 Mom -- 858 00:28:58,170 --> 00:29:00,139 These manolo blahniks Would look great on you. 859 00:29:00,172 --> 00:29:02,508 [ imitating gollum ] Oh, me wants them, my precious. 860 00:29:02,541 --> 00:29:03,843 You told me to resist. 861 00:29:03,876 --> 00:29:05,511 Yeah, but that's before I saw these. 862 00:29:05,544 --> 00:29:08,214 These are works of art. They should be in the louvre. 863 00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:10,049 We only four Of the venetian apples in. 864 00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:12,151 If you want the rest, We can have them shipped. 865 00:29:12,184 --> 00:29:15,521 Give me the four today And ship the rest overnight. Yes, ma'am. 866 00:29:15,554 --> 00:29:17,289 Mom, a quick word. 867 00:29:17,323 --> 00:29:18,958 Where are your shoes? 868 00:29:18,991 --> 00:29:20,993 Wait. What is the rush On the funny glass apples? 869 00:29:21,027 --> 00:29:22,461 They're not funny, And I want them. 870 00:29:22,494 --> 00:29:24,096 That's the rush. 871 00:29:24,130 --> 00:29:25,932 But you've already put Quite a dent in your credit card 872 00:29:25,965 --> 00:29:27,266 For things You don't seem to need. 873 00:29:27,299 --> 00:29:28,901 So? So it's crazy. 874 00:29:28,935 --> 00:29:31,070 Crazy? You think this is crazy? 875 00:29:31,103 --> 00:29:32,872 Okay, mom -- This isn't crazy! 876 00:29:32,905 --> 00:29:35,441 I didn't mean to -- That stupid moustache Is crazy! 877 00:29:35,474 --> 00:29:38,077 Your father's job is crazy! That's what's crazy! 878 00:29:38,110 --> 00:29:39,846 He was supposed to be Slowing down, 879 00:29:39,879 --> 00:29:42,281 And now he's club-hopping with Jason and hanging out with moby 880 00:29:42,314 --> 00:29:44,817 And having secret lunches With women and lying about it! 881 00:29:44,851 --> 00:29:46,285 Calm down. Why should I calm down? 882 00:29:46,318 --> 00:29:48,354 Are you on his side? Do you like that moustache? 883 00:29:48,387 --> 00:29:49,755 I'm not taking sides. 884 00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:52,324 I should go to bars! I should hang out with moby! 885 00:29:52,358 --> 00:29:55,294 Mom, I'm just suggesting that You slow down on the shopping. 886 00:29:55,327 --> 00:29:57,196 This doesn't have to be A whole big thing. 887 00:29:57,229 --> 00:29:58,464 Why do I need to slow down? 888 00:29:58,497 --> 00:30:00,199 This is what I do, According to richard. 889 00:30:00,232 --> 00:30:02,969 And he's not slowing down. He's got a whole new life. 890 00:30:03,002 --> 00:30:06,038 He's got pennilyn lott, he's got Digger, he's got a moustache! 891 00:30:06,072 --> 00:30:07,406 And what do I have? 892 00:30:07,439 --> 00:30:09,408 Maybe I should get a job So I can have my own life. 893 00:30:09,441 --> 00:30:11,410 I could sell shoes here Just as well eduardo. 894 00:30:11,443 --> 00:30:12,544 I should get an application. 895 00:30:12,578 --> 00:30:14,146 Get me an application! Go, go! 896 00:30:14,180 --> 00:30:15,514 Mom -- 897 00:30:15,547 --> 00:30:17,449 I hate that moustache, And he refuses to shave it! 898 00:30:17,483 --> 00:30:18,517 Mom, let's take a break. 899 00:30:18,550 --> 00:30:20,019 I don't want to take A break! 900 00:30:20,052 --> 00:30:21,921 Well, we do, and my feet are Killing me. 901 00:30:21,954 --> 00:30:23,255 Well, then get Some new shoes! 902 00:30:23,289 --> 00:30:24,523 Come on. 903 00:30:29,361 --> 00:30:30,429 Where are we going? 904 00:30:30,462 --> 00:30:31,898 Right around The corner here. 905 00:30:31,931 --> 00:30:33,299 We should have taken Our bags. 906 00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:34,633 They said they'd hold them. 907 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:36,568 I'm totally turned around. Where are we? 908 00:30:36,602 --> 00:30:38,938 You'll smell in a second. 909 00:30:38,971 --> 00:30:40,172 [ gasps ] 910 00:30:40,206 --> 00:30:41,607 What is this? 911 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:42,975 It's the food court. 912 00:30:43,009 --> 00:30:44,243 How long Has this been here? 913 00:30:44,276 --> 00:30:45,511 You've never been To the food court? 914 00:30:45,544 --> 00:30:46,612 No. 915 00:30:46,645 --> 00:30:48,514 Where do you eat When you shop? 916 00:30:48,547 --> 00:30:50,449 I leave and go To a restaurant. 917 00:30:50,482 --> 00:30:54,086 With this valhalla of International cuisine so close? 918 00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:55,955 But it's cafeteria-style. 919 00:30:55,988 --> 00:30:57,289 That's the fun. 920 00:30:57,323 --> 00:30:59,158 Here. Best table in the house. 921 00:30:59,191 --> 00:31:00,893 It's plastic. 922 00:31:00,927 --> 00:31:03,595 Plastic is a vital part Of our bright tomorrow. 923 00:31:03,629 --> 00:31:05,397 Soon we'll all be living In plastic houses. 924 00:31:05,431 --> 00:31:07,233 On the moon. What are you Talking about? 925 00:31:07,266 --> 00:31:08,500 We're pulling Your leg, grandma. 926 00:31:08,534 --> 00:31:09,568 Don't do that. 927 00:31:09,601 --> 00:31:11,103 What are you In the mood for? 928 00:31:11,137 --> 00:31:12,238 I don't know. 929 00:31:12,271 --> 00:31:13,439 I want mexican. 930 00:31:13,472 --> 00:31:14,974 I kind of feel like moroccan And chinese. 931 00:31:15,007 --> 00:31:16,575 So smorgasbord. Yeah. Come on. 932 00:31:16,608 --> 00:31:18,277 Wait. Here. 933 00:31:18,310 --> 00:31:21,247 Oh, no, moe's moroccan palace Does not take credit cards. 934 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:22,248 You're kidding. 935 00:31:22,281 --> 00:31:23,315 It's on us. 936 00:31:23,349 --> 00:31:24,483 Keep an eye on her. 937 00:31:24,516 --> 00:31:26,152 Make sure she doesn't Wander off. 938 00:31:32,458 --> 00:31:35,494 The ad cannot run with the color Composition the way it is. 939 00:31:35,527 --> 00:31:37,563 The drawing of the inn Looks purple. 940 00:31:37,596 --> 00:31:40,599 Yes, I know, but I'm not paying For it looking like that. 941 00:31:40,632 --> 00:31:42,501 I do understand. It looks awful. 942 00:31:42,534 --> 00:31:44,370 Fine. Have him call me. 943 00:31:44,403 --> 00:31:46,672 I would love to sort it out. Okay? 944 00:31:46,705 --> 00:31:48,274 Thank you. Bye. 945 00:31:48,307 --> 00:31:49,441 Sorry. 946 00:31:49,475 --> 00:31:51,277 What is all this? It's lunch. 947 00:31:51,310 --> 00:31:52,544 Thanks, lou. 948 00:31:52,578 --> 00:31:54,613 I got a little something From everywhere. 949 00:31:54,646 --> 00:31:56,448 I wouldn't know Where to begin. 950 00:31:56,482 --> 00:32:00,052 Well, start at the top and stop When you hit table. 951 00:32:00,086 --> 00:32:03,089 I had no idea so many different Kinds of foods came on sticks. 952 00:32:03,122 --> 00:32:04,690 Well, some come on sticks, 953 00:32:04,723 --> 00:32:07,293 Like the hot dogs and the Fried cheese dipped in batter, 954 00:32:07,326 --> 00:32:09,261 But others are Technically kabobs. 955 00:32:09,295 --> 00:32:10,429 What's in the cups? 956 00:32:10,462 --> 00:32:13,032 Well, you got your soda, Your iced tea, 957 00:32:13,065 --> 00:32:14,366 Root beer, lemonade. 958 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:15,401 I'll try this. 959 00:32:15,434 --> 00:32:16,535 Ah, orange julius. 960 00:32:16,568 --> 00:32:17,569 A classic. 961 00:32:19,238 --> 00:32:20,739 Oh, my. That's very good. 962 00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:22,541 Your father and I know a man 963 00:32:22,574 --> 00:32:26,245 Who owns a couple dozen of these Stands as part of his holdings. 964 00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:28,214 Now I can sincerely tell him I like his product. 965 00:32:28,247 --> 00:32:29,215 Excellent. 966 00:32:29,248 --> 00:32:30,582 We forgot napkins. 967 00:32:30,616 --> 00:32:32,718 Get some more little pepper Thingies, please. 968 00:32:32,751 --> 00:32:34,220 So dig in, mom. 969 00:32:34,253 --> 00:32:36,322 You've got sweet-and-sour pork And pizza 970 00:32:36,355 --> 00:32:38,024 And some wrapped thingy. 971 00:32:38,057 --> 00:32:40,492 I already forgot what it is, But it's probably not healthy. 972 00:32:40,526 --> 00:32:41,727 Okay. 973 00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:43,229 Oh, and there's Ice cream, too. 974 00:32:43,262 --> 00:32:44,997 We can get some after If you want. 975 00:32:45,031 --> 00:32:46,465 All right. 976 00:32:49,168 --> 00:32:52,071 So how loud was I Back there? 977 00:32:52,104 --> 00:32:55,607 Well, uh, you were heard. 978 00:32:55,641 --> 00:32:58,177 If I had seen somebody act That way in a store, 979 00:32:58,210 --> 00:32:59,578 I would have called Security. 980 00:32:59,611 --> 00:33:02,514 It's really okay, mom. It wasn't that loud. 981 00:33:02,548 --> 00:33:04,216 It's totally forgotten. 982 00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:08,720 Oh! Do not disturb. I'm eating. 983 00:33:10,156 --> 00:33:12,091 What was that phone call You got before, 984 00:33:12,124 --> 00:33:14,126 When you were coming over With the trays? 985 00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:15,661 It's this ad we're doing For the inn. 986 00:33:15,694 --> 00:33:18,097 The drawing of the inn came out Purple, like eggplant, 987 00:33:18,130 --> 00:33:19,731 Like prince chose the color. It was bad. 988 00:33:19,765 --> 00:33:20,732 Sounds awful. 989 00:33:20,766 --> 00:33:22,468 It was their screw-up. 990 00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:25,271 One of the many joyous things I deal with on a daily basis. 991 00:33:25,304 --> 00:33:27,173 You were very forceful. 992 00:33:27,206 --> 00:33:28,540 Was I? 993 00:33:28,574 --> 00:33:30,309 Very in command. I like how you handled it. 994 00:33:30,342 --> 00:33:32,478 Well, I learned From the best. 995 00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:33,512 From whom? 996 00:33:35,414 --> 00:33:38,650 From the lady eating her Hamburger with a knife and fork. 997 00:33:38,684 --> 00:33:39,651 That's whom. 998 00:33:39,685 --> 00:33:41,087 Oh, please. 999 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:43,055 I order maids And salespeople around. 1000 00:33:43,089 --> 00:33:44,490 That's different. 1001 00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:46,258 I've never done anything. 1002 00:33:47,426 --> 00:33:49,795 Mom, come on. That's not true. 1003 00:33:49,828 --> 00:33:51,563 Richard's right. 1004 00:33:51,597 --> 00:33:53,665 I buy things. Things I don't even want. 1005 00:33:53,699 --> 00:33:55,067 It's all I have. 1006 00:33:55,101 --> 00:33:58,670 No, mom, You have friends and family 1007 00:33:58,704 --> 00:34:00,706 Who love being with you. 1008 00:34:00,739 --> 00:34:02,841 A-and you have a house You love. 1009 00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:04,343 You have a whole life. 1010 00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:06,212 You could have a dog If you want. 1011 00:34:06,245 --> 00:34:08,580 There's a swell Pet store here. 1012 00:34:08,614 --> 00:34:10,416 You're losing Perspective, mom. 1013 00:34:10,449 --> 00:34:11,717 You're not seeing clearly. 1014 00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:14,220 If he would just shave That moustache. 1015 00:34:14,253 --> 00:34:16,788 And that's all it would take? Shaving his moustache? 1016 00:34:16,822 --> 00:34:19,525 Mom, you need to talk to him. 1017 00:34:19,558 --> 00:34:21,293 He's always so distracted. 1018 00:34:21,327 --> 00:34:23,529 No. Make him talk. You need it. 1019 00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:26,832 And make it a real talk without Bickering, without snipping, 1020 00:34:26,865 --> 00:34:28,367 Without mentioning moby. 1021 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,169 Really clear the air. 1022 00:34:30,202 --> 00:34:32,404 I got pepper, I got napkins, I got lou's phone number. 1023 00:34:32,438 --> 00:34:33,739 He asked me To give it to you. 1024 00:34:33,772 --> 00:34:34,873 Oh, I'm privileged. 1025 00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:36,408 What'd I miss? 1026 00:34:36,442 --> 00:34:38,377 I was just admiring Your mother's life. 1027 00:34:38,410 --> 00:34:39,845 Oh, I do that daily. 1028 00:34:48,820 --> 00:34:49,788 [ gasps ] 1029 00:34:49,821 --> 00:34:52,291 Oh, god! Oh, god! 1030 00:34:57,463 --> 00:34:58,830 Hey, joe. Hey, luke. 1031 00:34:58,864 --> 00:35:00,632 Can I get 20 singles Off you? 1032 00:35:00,666 --> 00:35:02,434 Sure. It's gonna cost you $25. 1033 00:35:02,468 --> 00:35:04,836 [ chuckles ] It's change humor. 1034 00:35:04,870 --> 00:35:06,438 I know. You do it every time. 1035 00:35:06,472 --> 00:35:08,106 I'll get them for you. Thanks. 1036 00:35:10,809 --> 00:35:11,910 Hey, luke. Hi, dean. 1037 00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:13,279 Wait. Hold on. 1038 00:35:15,847 --> 00:35:18,584 No, you did good. 1039 00:35:18,617 --> 00:35:20,452 Short of your record, Though, dean. 1040 00:35:20,486 --> 00:35:21,887 Yeah, I'll get there. 1041 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:23,622 He's the reigning champ Of every game in here. 1042 00:35:23,655 --> 00:35:25,457 Wow! I'm not here that much. 1043 00:35:25,491 --> 00:35:27,593 I just come after dinner Sometimes. 1044 00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:30,162 Lindsay and her mom kind of Like me out of the way 1045 00:35:30,196 --> 00:35:31,363 When they're cleaning up. 1046 00:35:31,397 --> 00:35:32,731 They kick you out, huh? 1047 00:35:32,764 --> 00:35:34,633 I just slip out. They don't really notice. 1048 00:35:34,666 --> 00:35:36,368 So how's married life Treating you? 1049 00:35:36,402 --> 00:35:38,304 Good. Real good. Lindsay's great. 1050 00:35:38,337 --> 00:35:39,771 Yeah, she seems great. 1051 00:35:39,805 --> 00:35:42,474 And her parents are fantastic. They help out so much. 1052 00:35:42,508 --> 00:35:43,709 Like with the cleaning up. 1053 00:35:43,742 --> 00:35:45,811 Her dad's over all the time, Fixing things. 1054 00:35:45,844 --> 00:35:47,646 Lindsay's got this list For him to do. 1055 00:35:47,679 --> 00:35:48,914 Great. 1056 00:35:48,947 --> 00:35:50,716 They're the most unselfish People I know. 1057 00:35:50,749 --> 00:35:52,218 I've seen them around. 1058 00:35:52,251 --> 00:35:53,585 The dad works for the county, Doesn't he? 1059 00:35:53,619 --> 00:35:54,920 He's a surveyor Or something? 1060 00:35:54,953 --> 00:35:57,589 Yeah. He, uh, he used to. 1061 00:35:57,623 --> 00:36:00,392 But I think now he... 1062 00:36:00,426 --> 00:36:03,262 I think he's, um... 1063 00:36:03,295 --> 00:36:05,797 Actually, he manages An apartment, 1064 00:36:05,831 --> 00:36:09,568 So he oversees the guys, And he's not really, um... 1065 00:36:09,601 --> 00:36:10,769 Not surveying much. 1066 00:36:10,802 --> 00:36:12,671 Yeah, he's not In the field much. 1067 00:36:12,704 --> 00:36:15,341 Okay, well, I'll let you Get back to your game. 1068 00:36:15,374 --> 00:36:17,909 Yeah. Hey, uh, see you later, man. 1069 00:36:17,943 --> 00:36:19,278 Thanks. 1070 00:36:21,647 --> 00:36:22,914 [ sighs ] 1071 00:36:27,753 --> 00:36:29,621 What are you doing? Taking inventory. 1072 00:36:29,655 --> 00:36:31,457 We should return it all. 1073 00:36:31,490 --> 00:36:33,559 Mom's gonna expect to see us With something she bought us. 1074 00:36:33,592 --> 00:36:34,693 We have to keep something. 1075 00:36:34,726 --> 00:36:35,694 $700 yoga bag? 1076 00:36:35,727 --> 00:36:37,463 Get out of here. 1077 00:36:37,496 --> 00:36:39,531 Oh, yes, my friend, rich people Like their sweaty mats 1078 00:36:39,565 --> 00:36:40,766 To have expensive homes. 1079 00:36:40,799 --> 00:36:42,368 We could each keep A clutch purse. 1080 00:36:42,401 --> 00:36:43,469 What's that tubey one for? 1081 00:36:43,502 --> 00:36:44,936 Lifesavers. The candy? 1082 00:36:44,970 --> 00:36:46,372 Yep. Get out of here. 1083 00:36:46,405 --> 00:36:47,606 Turquoise leather jacket? 1084 00:36:47,639 --> 00:36:49,275 Pass. 1085 00:36:49,308 --> 00:36:50,909 Hair clips With diamond betty boops? 1086 00:36:50,942 --> 00:36:52,344 Pass. 1087 00:36:52,378 --> 00:36:54,313 Tropical-print Embroidered bikini? 1088 00:36:54,346 --> 00:36:55,547 Not me. Luke? 1089 00:36:55,581 --> 00:36:56,948 This is sick. 1090 00:36:56,982 --> 00:36:58,016 This I'll take. 1091 00:36:58,049 --> 00:36:59,585 Oh, no. I have dibs on that. 1092 00:36:59,618 --> 00:37:01,687 In your mind. I said it in the store. 1093 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:04,356 I said it, too. It still has my clutch marks. 1094 00:37:04,390 --> 00:37:06,858 The one thing we're fighting Over is the free tote bag 1095 00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:08,327 That came with our purchase. 1096 00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:09,761 I'm upset just watching this. 1097 00:37:09,795 --> 00:37:11,863 This is your window On a whole other world, luke. 1098 00:37:11,897 --> 00:37:13,765 The world of worthless Rich-people stuff. 1099 00:37:13,799 --> 00:37:16,268 People of means see what they Want and simply take it, 1100 00:37:16,302 --> 00:37:17,603 Regardless of others. 1101 00:37:17,636 --> 00:37:18,870 You pour your own coffee? 1102 00:37:18,904 --> 00:37:19,971 Yeah. 1103 00:37:20,005 --> 00:37:21,340 You're not supposed to Do that. 1104 00:37:21,373 --> 00:37:23,542 I won't do it again. 1105 00:37:31,550 --> 00:37:32,984 Does anyone know Who this is? 1106 00:37:33,018 --> 00:37:33,985 No. 1107 00:37:34,019 --> 00:37:36,054 Yeah, it's snuggles. 1108 00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:37,389 You know snuggles? 1109 00:37:37,423 --> 00:37:38,557 It's not snuggles. 1110 00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:40,526 It's the dog That looks like snuggles. 1111 00:37:40,559 --> 00:37:41,860 Snuggles' owner Picked him up. 1112 00:37:41,893 --> 00:37:43,895 No one picked this guy up, And he has no tag. 1113 00:37:43,929 --> 00:37:45,331 You have a dog left over. 1114 00:37:45,364 --> 00:37:46,732 You knew snuggles by name? 1115 00:37:46,765 --> 00:37:48,800 I don't have time For chitchat here, people! 1116 00:37:48,834 --> 00:37:50,636 I have no idea Whose dog it is. 1117 00:37:50,669 --> 00:37:51,903 Me either. Sorry. 1118 00:37:51,937 --> 00:37:53,705 I don't even know his name. 1119 00:37:53,739 --> 00:37:56,708 I was using random sounds, Trying to see if he'd respond. 1120 00:37:56,742 --> 00:37:59,778 Paku. Gnocchi. 1121 00:37:59,811 --> 00:38:02,681 Nini. Bleeblo. 1122 00:38:03,749 --> 00:38:04,550 Nothing. 1123 00:38:04,583 --> 00:38:05,617 Sorry. 1124 00:38:05,651 --> 00:38:07,453 I've got to put up more flyers. 1125 00:38:07,486 --> 00:38:09,788 Sunna. Lipdoo. 1126 00:38:09,821 --> 00:38:11,823 Funo. 1127 00:38:11,857 --> 00:38:13,325 [ sighs ] Thank god. 1128 00:38:13,359 --> 00:38:14,593 I'm so tired. 1129 00:38:14,626 --> 00:38:16,795 Me too, and I have to Get back to yale. 1130 00:38:16,828 --> 00:38:18,630 I had a great time today. So did I. 1131 00:38:18,664 --> 00:38:21,900 We should make this a regular Part of our weekly schedule? 1132 00:38:21,933 --> 00:38:23,635 Sounds good. So next tuesday? 1133 00:38:23,669 --> 00:38:24,670 Tuesday's good. 1134 00:38:24,703 --> 00:38:26,071 Oh, shoot. I can't. 1135 00:38:26,104 --> 00:38:27,739 Wednesday? Uh, sure. 1136 00:38:27,773 --> 00:38:29,408 I'll have to cancel plans With jason. 1137 00:38:29,441 --> 00:38:31,042 Don't cancel plans With jason. 1138 00:38:31,076 --> 00:38:33,512 Dumb me, I've got class That night anyway. 1139 00:38:33,545 --> 00:38:34,813 All right. Skip ahead a week. 1140 00:38:34,846 --> 00:38:36,782 I hate that we have to Schedule time like this. 1141 00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:38,784 But if we don't, We don't see each other, right? 1142 00:38:38,817 --> 00:38:40,386 Right. What about the weekend? 1143 00:38:40,419 --> 00:38:41,920 I'll be a friday-night dinner At grandma's. 1144 00:38:41,953 --> 00:38:43,522 Great. I won't. Not this one. 1145 00:38:43,555 --> 00:38:44,990 Darn. Uh-huh. 1146 00:38:45,023 --> 00:38:46,792 Yeah. 1147 00:38:46,825 --> 00:38:48,026 Hey, you want pie? 1148 00:38:48,059 --> 00:38:49,428 Yeah. 1149 00:38:49,461 --> 00:38:50,929 'cause I'm getting My second wind. 1150 00:38:50,962 --> 00:38:52,631 Me too. Let's have pie. 1151 00:38:52,664 --> 00:38:55,601 Hey, luke, We're having pie. 1152 00:38:55,634 --> 00:38:57,736 Okay, just wait for me To serve it. 1153 00:38:57,769 --> 00:39:00,472 Okay. 1154 00:39:00,506 --> 00:39:03,041 Should we be worried About grandma? 1155 00:39:03,074 --> 00:39:05,477 Oh, I think She'll be okay. 1156 00:39:07,679 --> 00:39:08,880 Was anything resolved? 1157 00:39:08,914 --> 00:39:10,682 Are she and grandpa gonna be All right? 1158 00:39:10,716 --> 00:39:12,851 Don't worry about it. They're a team. 1159 00:39:12,884 --> 00:39:13,852 They'll be okay. 1160 00:39:13,885 --> 00:39:15,654 Good. I like them. 1161 00:39:15,687 --> 00:39:16,688 I know. 1162 00:39:20,726 --> 00:39:22,461 [ chuckles ] 1163 00:39:27,098 --> 00:39:28,800 Thanks. 1164 00:39:37,609 --> 00:39:40,412 Did you deal with that business With the gardeners? 1165 00:39:40,446 --> 00:39:42,013 Not yet. 1166 00:39:42,047 --> 00:39:43,649 Hmm. 1167 00:39:44,950 --> 00:39:47,986 We need to resolve that. Those vines are out of control. 1168 00:39:48,019 --> 00:39:49,888 I'll see to it. 1169 00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:54,426 Be nice to have that finished By the time I get back. 1170 00:39:54,460 --> 00:39:55,861 Get back? From where? 1171 00:39:55,894 --> 00:39:58,063 Jason and I are meeting Some clients in manhattan. 1172 00:39:58,096 --> 00:40:00,666 It's some new place downtown -- Tribeca, I think. 1173 00:40:00,699 --> 00:40:02,701 It's really An up-and-coming area. 1174 00:40:02,734 --> 00:40:05,604 I'll probably stay in the city, Take the train in the morning. 1175 00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:09,508 Is that all right with you? 1176 00:40:09,541 --> 00:40:11,710 That's fine. 1177 00:40:14,646 --> 00:40:16,014 What do you think of these? 1178 00:40:16,047 --> 00:40:17,449 Hmm? 1179 00:40:17,483 --> 00:40:18,817 The apples. 1180 00:40:18,850 --> 00:40:21,086 Oh. 1181 00:40:21,119 --> 00:40:22,821 I've always liked those. 1182 00:40:25,123 --> 00:40:29,094 -- captions by vitac -- Www.Vitac.Com 1183 00:40:29,127 --> 00:40:29,194 Captions paid for by Warner bros. Television